Why Married Men Avoid Questions

Wife : What will you do if I die? Will you marry again?


Husband : (Instantly) No

Wife : Why Not? Don’t you like being married?

Husband : (Hesitant) Of course I do

Wife : Then why won’t you remarry?

Husband : Ok Ok. I will get married again

Wife : You would? Would you let her live in our home?

Husband : Of course. It’s a great house

Wife : Would you let her sleep on our bed?

Husband : (Scared) Where else would we sleep?

Wife : Would you let her drive my car?

Husband : Yes. It’s almost new

Wife : Would you replace my pictures?

Husband : (Confused) That would seem like a proper thing to do

Wife : Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband : (Cautious) No. I am sure she would bring her own

Wife : Would she wear my shoes?

Husband : No. Her foot size is 6

Wife : -- Silence—

Husband : DAMNNNN!