Monday, July 18, 2011

Peg after Peg - Becoz I never take a risk

I never take risk while drinking

When I come from office in the evening, Wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take a risk

I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile
I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I to my Wife : Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage
Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her
I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I to Wife : But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...
I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink
Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep it in the black cupboard
Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again, I willcut your tongue...!
Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile
Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...
I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside
I peep and see that Wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk

chopra is still cooking
And I am looking at my Wife from the photo and laughing
Becoz I never take...... never take ..... never take what???       I never take a potato I think…

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Hilarious Comments in Software code

Few of the best code comments seen in source code.

  /// The point of this is to work around his poor design so that paging will
  /// work on a mobile control. The main problem is the BindCompany() method,
  /// which he hoped would be able to do everything. I hope he dies.


// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.


// Magic. Do not touch.


return 1; # returns 1


/* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */


* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.


//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Situation - Boys vs Girls


Girl1: I am in love 
Girl2: who is he?? 
Girl3: how does he look? 
Girl4: wat color? 
Girl5: how tall is he?? 
Girl6: wat is he doing? 
Girl7: who r his frnds? 
Girl8: total wealth? 
After full inspection All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad guy. 
Girl1: OK. 
Same situation 
Boy1: I am in love 
Boy2: Bhai Party 
Boy3: Bhai Party 
Boy4: Bhai Party 
Boy5: Bhai Party 
Boy6: Bhai Party 
Boy7: Bhai Party 
Boy8: Bhai Party

Enjoy... :) :)

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Best South Indian Restaurants in Bangalore

Here are the few Restaurants, which servs best south indian food in bangalore. These restaurants are picked by Time Out - Bengaluru. Detailed article can be found here

Beegaru Mane, 16/1, St Mark’s Road (4151-8264). Daily 11.30am-4pm, 6.30-11.30pm. All major cards. Home delivery available.

Bon South Third Floor, Mantri Square Mall, 1, Sampige Road, Malleswaram (2266-7377). Daily 12.30-3pm, 7-11pm. All major cards.

Dakshin ITC Windsor, 25, Windsor Square, Golf Course Road, High Grounds (2226-9898). Daily noon-2.45pm, 7-11.30pm. All major cards.

Hejje 30, 1st Cross, Sampige Road, Malleswaram (4206-7030). Daily noon-3.30pm, 7-11.30pm. All major cards.

Naati Manae 334, 17th C Main, KHB Colony, 5th Block, Koramangala (4098-6161). Daily 7.30-11am, 12.30-3.30pm, 7-10.30pm. All major cards.

Shivaji Military Hotel 718, First Floor, 1st C Main, Jayanagar 8th Block (98451-49217). Tue-Sun 8am-3.30pm. No cards.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Why Married Men Avoid Questions

Wife : What will you do if I die? Will you marry again?

Husband : (Instantly) No

Wife : Why Not? Don’t you like being married?

Husband : (Hesitant) Of course I do

Wife : Then why won’t you remarry?

Husband : Ok Ok. I will get married again

Wife : You would? Would you let her live in our home?

Husband : Of course. It’s a great house

Wife : Would you let her sleep on our bed?

Husband : (Scared) Where else would we sleep?

Wife : Would you let her drive my car?

Husband : Yes. It’s almost new

Wife : Would you replace my pictures?

Husband : (Confused) That would seem like a proper thing to do

Wife : Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband : (Cautious) No. I am sure she would bring her own

Wife : Would she wear my shoes?

Husband : No. Her foot size is 6

Wife : -- Silence—

Husband : DAMNNNN!